Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Am I supposed to pee this much?
Good lord. It's like the floodgates have opened! It's a good thing, but damn! I remember once hearing these people ask one of the smartest guys in the world all these questions. One of them was, "When you lose weight, where does it go?" and I figured his answer would be the poop chute, but I was wrong. He said that fat molecules are H2O2, so they're a water molecule and an oxygen molecule adhered together, so when you start losing weight, you breathe it out and you pee it out. Granted, when you're eating more fiber and stuff you'll get the excess crap out of your body(no pun intended) and water will go with that, but apparently that is the reason for my marathon restroom sessions. Not that you're exactly interested (and if slightly disgusted, I apologize,) but one of the reasons for the site is to get out all my questions and frustrations and stuff. I just can't remember a time that on such a regular basis, I felt like the main character in an Adam Sandler CD sketch. That is all. I hope this means the number on the scale went down along with my inches. I was still at the same weight a couple of days ago, but I've been working out pretty hard, so I'm hoping that means I've built up some muscle.... Whatever. Last Chance Workout, here I come!
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